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A friend of mine passed this along. Fogo will appreciate oxymoron #1...
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From: Robert Evelyn [mailto:
[email protected]]
Sent: Monday, May 08, 2000 9:49 AM
To: Undisclosed-Recipient:;
Subject: oxymorons
Kurt Wilner & Tammy Green send along this list of oxymorons:
=A0=A0=A0=A0 45. Act naturally
=A0=A0=A0=A0 44. Found missing
=A0=A0=A0=A0 43. Resident alien
=A0=A0=A0=A0 42. Advanced BASIC
=A0=A0=A0=A0 41. Genuine imitation
=A0=A0=A0=A0 40. Airline Food
=A0=A0=A0=A0 39. Good grief
=A0=A0=A0=A0 38. Same difference
=A0=A0=A0=A0 37. Almost exactly
=A0=A0=A0=A0 36. Government organization
=A0=A0=A0=A0 35. Sanitary landfill
=A0=A0=A0=A0 34. Alone together
=A0=A0=A0=A0 33. Legally drunk
=A0=A0=A0=A0 32. Silent scream
=A0=A0=A0=A0 31. Living dead
=A0=A0=A0=A0 30. Small crowd
=A0=A0=A0=A0 29. Business ethics
=A0=A0=A0=A0 28. Soft rock
=A0=A0=A0=A0 27. Butt Head
=A0=A0=A0=A0 26. Military Intelligence
=A0=A0=A0=A0 25. Software documentation
=A0=A0=A0=A0 24. New classic
=A0=A0=A0=A0 23. Sweet sorrow
=A0=A0=A0=A0 22. Childproof
=A0=A0=A0=A0 21. "Now, then ..."
=A0=A0=A0=A0 20. Synthetic natural gas
=A0=A0=A0=A0 19. Passive aggression
=A0=A0=A0=A0 18. Taped live
=A0=A0=A0=A0 17. Clearly misunderstood
=A0=A0=A0=A0 16. Peace force
=A0=A0=A0=A0 15. Extinct Life
=A0=A0=A0=A0 14. Temporary tax increase
=A0=A0=A0=A0 13. Computer jock
=A0=A0=A0=A0 12. Plastic glasses
=A0=A0=A0=A0 11. Terribly pleased
=A0=A0=A0=A0 10. Computer security
=A0=A0=A0=A0 9. Political science
=A0=A0=A0=A0 8. Tight slacks
=A0=A0=A0=A0 7. Definite maybe
=A0=A0=A0=A0 6. Pretty ugly
=A0=A0=A0=A0 5. Twelve-ounce pound cake
=A0=A0=A0=A0 4. Diet ice cream
=A0=A0=A0=A0 3. Working vacation
=A0=A0=A0=A0 2. Exact estimate
=A0=A0=A0=A0 1. Microsoft Works
Rob Evelyn
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[email protected]>=20
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<DIV><SPAN class=573413713-09052000>A friend of mine passed this along. Fogo
will appreciate oxymoron #1...</SPAN></DIV>
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<DIV align=left class=OutlookMessageHeader dir=ltr><FONT face=Tahoma
size=2>-----Original Message-----<BR><B>From:</B> Robert Evelyn
[mailto:
[email protected]]<BR><B>Sent:</B> Monday, May 08, 2000 9:49
AM<BR><B>To:</B> Undisclosed-Recipient:;<BR><B>Subject:</B>
oxymorons<BR><BR></FONT></DIV>
<DIV>Kurt Wilner & Tammy Green send along this list of
oxymorons:<BR><BR> 45. Act
naturally<BR> 44. Found
missing<BR> 43. Resident
alien<BR> 42. Advanced BASIC<BR>
41. Genuine imitation<BR> 40. Airline
Food<BR> 39. Good grief<BR> 38.
Same difference<BR> 37. Almost
exactly<BR> 36. Government
organization<BR> 35. Sanitary
landfill<BR> 34. Alone
together<BR> 33. Legally
drunk<BR> 32. Silent scream<BR>
31. Living dead<BR> 30. Small
crowd<BR> 29. Business
ethics<BR> 28. Soft rock<BR> 27.
Butt Head<BR> 26. Military
Intelligence<BR> 25. Software
documentation<BR> 24. New
classic<BR> 23. Sweet sorrow<BR>
22. Childproof<BR> 21. "Now, then
..."<BR> 20. Synthetic natural
gas<BR> 19. Passive
aggression<BR> 18. Taped
live<BR> 17. Clearly
misunderstood<BR> 16. Peace
force<BR> 15. Extinct Life<BR>
14. Temporary tax increase<BR> 13. Computer
jock<BR> 12. Plastic glasses<BR>
11. Terribly pleased<BR> 10. Computer
security<BR> 9. Political
science<BR> 8. Tight slacks<BR>
7. Definite maybe<BR> 6. Pretty
ugly<BR> 5. Twelve-ounce pound
cake<BR> 4. Diet ice cream<BR>
3. Working vacation<BR> 2. Exact
estimate<BR> 1. Microsoft Works<BR></DIV>
<DIV>Rob Evelyn<BR><A
href="mailto:
[email protected]">
[email protected]</A><BR>Things work out
best for those who make the best of how things work out.
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