[ I have *no* idea why I got this, but found it pretty funny. ]

From: [ censored ]
To: <gerald@impressive.net>
Date: Sat, 3 Apr 1999 01:01:42 -0600

gerald,
i teach jr art and am looking for weed.  ha not to sound desperate. 
however there has GOT to be a good way.  I don't exactly know what you are
offering but you were on my favoriteas list and i thought think -hey
possible.  However, if you don't know of how or where then thank you.  
I enjoy smoking qite a bit.  I was born in a small town close to where i
live now.  I moved ot to colorado after graduation to be in love and it
wasn't right.  Washed dishes at thai pepper for a while and then orked at
ace hardware.  so now im back in arkansas teach8inbg punks..;  they realy
are.  How ever the year is almost uyp an i wont be teaching ever agin i
hope.  Will work construction with my dad.
Anyways 
I domy own art myself and am always in need of good cat mnames.  
Iho0pe to be visting amsterdam this summer , i hop e its all that i want
ist to be.
Hpwever if i am way off track then please forget all about this mail.
if  im right or ev en close them thank youand pleasde respond.
of course with better spelling that i have delivered to you .
thanks,
shawn