FW: oxymorons

from Curtis Johnstone <[email protected]>, Tue, 9 May 2000 09:32:43 -0400

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A friend of mine passed this along. Fogo will appreciate oxymoron #1...
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-----Original Message-----
From: Robert Evelyn [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Monday, May 08, 2000 9:49 AM
To: Undisclosed-Recipient:;
Subject: oxymorons

Kurt Wilner & Tammy Green send along this list of oxymorons:

=A0=A0=A0=A0 45. Act naturally
=A0=A0=A0=A0 44. Found missing
=A0=A0=A0=A0 43. Resident alien
=A0=A0=A0=A0 42. Advanced BASIC
=A0=A0=A0=A0 41. Genuine imitation
=A0=A0=A0=A0 40. Airline Food
=A0=A0=A0=A0 39. Good grief
=A0=A0=A0=A0 38. Same difference
=A0=A0=A0=A0 37. Almost exactly
=A0=A0=A0=A0 36. Government organization
=A0=A0=A0=A0 35. Sanitary landfill
=A0=A0=A0=A0 34. Alone together
=A0=A0=A0=A0 33. Legally drunk
=A0=A0=A0=A0 32. Silent scream
=A0=A0=A0=A0 31. Living dead
=A0=A0=A0=A0 30. Small crowd
=A0=A0=A0=A0 29. Business ethics
=A0=A0=A0=A0 28. Soft rock
=A0=A0=A0=A0 27. Butt Head
=A0=A0=A0=A0 26. Military Intelligence
=A0=A0=A0=A0 25. Software documentation
=A0=A0=A0=A0 24. New classic
=A0=A0=A0=A0 23. Sweet sorrow
=A0=A0=A0=A0 22. Childproof
=A0=A0=A0=A0 21. "Now, then ..."
=A0=A0=A0=A0 20. Synthetic natural gas
=A0=A0=A0=A0 19. Passive aggression
=A0=A0=A0=A0 18. Taped live
=A0=A0=A0=A0 17. Clearly misunderstood
=A0=A0=A0=A0 16. Peace force
=A0=A0=A0=A0 15. Extinct Life
=A0=A0=A0=A0 14. Temporary tax increase
=A0=A0=A0=A0 13. Computer jock
=A0=A0=A0=A0 12. Plastic glasses
=A0=A0=A0=A0 11. Terribly pleased
=A0=A0=A0=A0 10. Computer security
=A0=A0=A0=A0 9. Political science
=A0=A0=A0=A0 8. Tight slacks
=A0=A0=A0=A0 7. Definite maybe
=A0=A0=A0=A0 6. Pretty ugly
=A0=A0=A0=A0 5. Twelve-ounce pound cake
=A0=A0=A0=A0 4. Diet ice cream
=A0=A0=A0=A0 3. Working vacation
=A0=A0=A0=A0 2. Exact estimate
=A0=A0=A0=A0 1. Microsoft Works

Rob Evelyn
[email protected] <mailto:[email protected]>=20
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<DIV>A friend of mine passed this along. Fogo
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<DIV align=left class=OutlookMessageHeader dir=ltr>-----Original Message----- From: Robert Evelyn
[mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Monday, May 08, 2000 9:49
AM To: Undisclosed-Recipient:; Subject:
oxymorons </DIV>
<DIV>Kurt Wilner & Tammy Green send along this list of
oxymorons:      45. Act
naturally      44. Found
missing      43. Resident
alien      42. Advanced BASIC     
41. Genuine imitation      40. Airline
Food      39. Good grief      38.
Same difference      37. Almost
exactly      36. Government
organization      35. Sanitary
landfill      34. Alone
together      33. Legally
drunk      32. Silent scream     
31. Living dead      30. Small
crowd      29. Business
ethics      28. Soft rock      27.
Butt Head      26. Military
Intelligence      25. Software
documentation      24. New
classic      23. Sweet sorrow     
22. Childproof      21. "Now, then
..."      20. Synthetic natural
gas      19. Passive
aggression      18. Taped
live      17. Clearly
misunderstood      16. Peace
force      15. Extinct Life     
14. Temporary tax increase      13. Computer
jock      12. Plastic glasses     
11. Terribly pleased      10. Computer
security      9. Political
science      8. Tight slacks     
7. Definite maybe      6. Pretty
ugly      5. Twelve-ounce pound
cake      4. Diet ice cream     
3. Working vacation      2. Exact
estimate      1. Microsoft Works </DIV>
<DIV>Rob Evelyn <A
href="mailto:[email protected]">[email protected]</A> Things work out
best for those who make the best of how things work out.
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