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> 212 Feedback Comments Left by andy46477 (19) star (not a registered user)
>
> Left for Date Item#
>
> becky20 (677) star Jul-02-99 05:03:21 PST
> Praise: Has intestinal FORTITUDE!!! Eats PORTIONED meals!!! Enjoys
> NOURISHMENT!!!
>
> becky19 (21) star Jul-02-99 04:15:02 PST
> Praise: I'll bid on you til there's nothing left but crumbs! Then
> I'll bid on the crumbs
>
> becky18 (3) Jul-02-99 03:18:32 PST
> Praise: Corn on the cob is nice, because the cob never shouts GET ME
> BEER, WOMAN!
>
> becky17 (27) star Jul-02-99 03:13:20 PST
> Praise: Turn onto LaFayett St. and park. Get out. Run as fast as you
> can. Then hide.
>
> becky16 (1) Jul-02-99 03:06:49 PST
> Praise: The box you sent was open-proof. I had to use a BIG KNIFE and
> act MENACING. Bad!
>
> becky15 (1) Jul-02-99 03:01:01 PST
> Praise: If you can guess 3 of the foods in my retainer, I'll send you
> a free VEGETABLE.
>
> becky14 (1) Jul-02-99 02:57:52 PST
> Praise: Rainbows are pretty. I don't know why I shoot at them.
>
> becky13 (11) star Jul-02-99 02:54:47 PST
> Praise: When my dog looks at me, does that mean he WANTS to be hit?
>
> becky12 (2) Jul-02-99 02:53:58 PST
> Praise: Uses only nice, ROUND numbers, like $10 and $12. NOT $73.98
>
> becky10 (3) Jul-02-99 02:42:32 PST
> Praise: Santa brought me cookies for Christmas. I did not eat them. I
> sold them on eBay.
>
> becky9 (98) star Jul-02-99 02:41:13 PST
> Praise: Larryphoto told me I'd know a good Becky when I see one. I
> think I see one! :-)
>
> becky8 (2) Jul-02-99 02:40:12 PST
> Praise: I'm originally from Japan. Becky8 rhymes with vegetable
> drawer in Japanese.
>
> becky7 (23) star Jul-02-99 02:38:24 PST
> Praise: I am a walrus. I type using my flippers. Hee.
>
> becky6 (1) Jul-02-99 02:37:27 PST
> Praise: Whatchu say? You call me on da telephones and talkin SMACK
> about me? No no no!
>
> becky5 (351) star Jul-02-99 02:09:24 PST
> Praise: Millenia ago your merchandise roamed free. I didn't bid then
> and I won't now.
>
> becky4 (72) star Jul-02-99 02:06:56 PST
> Praise: Would you like a bowl of soup? Of course not. See?
>
> becky3 (3) Jul-02-99 02:06:15 PST
> Praise: Quack, Quack. I'm a duck. Shoot me.
>
> becky2 (849) star Jul-02-99 02:03:08 PST
> Praise: Do you know what part of a dog needs scratchin'? Do ya? It's
> their BRISKET.
>
> nhbecky (100) star Jul-02-99 01:57:29 PST
> Praise: The Lord only granted me one child, and she died. Anyway, you
> were great. A+A+
>
> 55chevy4 (162) star Jul-02-99 01:56:54 PST
> Praise: I like my cars like I like my women - fast and expensive!
> Then I leave them.
> Response by 55chevy4 - WHO IS THIS GUY ????????
>
> rockn*sj (841) star about me Jul-02-99 01:52:31 PST
> Praise: I'm eating a helicopter, I mean a hamburger. Did you send
> this? DELECTABLE!
>
> 48woodie (282) star Jul-02-99 01:49:31 PST
> Praise: Say hello to Barbara for me. I've been watching her at night.
>
> huckapo (213) star Jul-02-99 01:44:03 PST
> Praise: Huckapo! That sounds revolting! I feel like spitting and
> washing my mouth now!
>
> zeusjr (39) star Jul-02-99 01:36:30 PST
> Praise: I go skinnydipping and think of you when the fish are
> nibbling my reef.
>
> tunacat (286) star Jul-02-99 01:06:25 PST
> Praise: Good kitty/fish. Nice kitty/fish. Just stay right there...
> GOTCHA!
>
> zipnsmack (28) star Jul-02-99 01:04:17 PST
> Praise: Remember when you spit in my mouth when I was sleeping? Well,
> I was awake. A+
>
> 87lx306 (26) star Jul-02-99 00:58:40 PST
> Praise: REWARDING transaction! Sanitary, too -- IS CUT!
>
> fattyfat (62) star Jul-02-99 00:46:01 PST
> Praise: Tub o jelly. 12 gallon belly. Greasy layers, oh so smelly.
> SEXUALLY ENTICING.
>
> biglee (1432) star Jul-01-99 22:55:12 PST
> Praise: I am bigger than you.
>
> shores (6187) star Jul-01-99 22:48:14 PST
> Praise: Crabs and seagulls live on shores. I hope that doesn't make
> you ugly. We love u
>
> artiscool (158) star Jul-01-99 22:41:39 PST
> Praise: I bet nobody tells YOUR bones what to do! Nobody Jones,
> that's who! ...What?
> Response by artiscool - not a registered user, never did a
> transaction with him, just a joker.
>
>
[email protected] (501) star Jul-01-99 22:36:31 PST
> Praise: Fast delivery. Precision machined parts. Clearly labeled
> chemicals. Discreet. A+
>
> hammerjammer (25) star Jul-01-99 22:34:38 PST
> Praise: Rotilla is a GOOD name for my wife. Don't call her "Hey,
> STUMPY" again. EVER.
> Response by hammerjammer - I don't understand why this was left in
> the feedback section for me???
>
> beachbabe (178) star Jul-01-99 22:28:55 PST
> Praise: I know where you have sand.
>
> seminole (125) star Jul-01-99 22:27:00 PST
> Praise: Very HIGH QUALITY preserved cancer tumors. I ate them. I know
> it was wrong.
>
> lude (230) star Jul-01-99 22:24:48 PST
> Praise: I was staring. You are majestic. You could be a lion and walk
> in tall grass.
>
> enforcer (55) star Jul-01-99 22:21:30 PST
> Praise: Frogs in the backseat, hop, hop, hop. You're in the front
> seat, you're a cop!
>
> rarities (381) star about me Jul-01-99 22:19:14 PST
> Praise: I bid on your items and lost. Why should I even bother? I'll
> be outbid again.Boo
> Response by rarities - I have no record of transaction with andy
> 46477,.read his feedback, I did.
>
> cdc (114) star Jul-01-99 22:16:35 PST
> Praise: You items carry HARMFUL DISEASES and VIRUSES. I think. I'm
> pretty sure. RARE! A+
> Response by cdc - As you see this is not a registered ebayer. Did not
> have transaction with him!
>
> kinfolk (1) Jul-01-99 17:24:44 PST
> Praise: We all came from the same loins. It makes you think, doesn't
> it?
>
>
[email protected] (34) star (not a registered user)
> Jul-01-99 17:23:58 PST
> Praise: All you do is fly around eBay. Go do something productive.
> Slacker.
>
> fubu05 (98) star Jul-01-99 17:22:23 PST
> Praise: Who boo boo's da fubu? YOU do! You go da boo boo boo!
>
> schlepper (146) star Jul-01-99 02:29:35 PST
> Praise: There was NO REASON for you to call my house and yell at my
> children. Still, A+
>
> weiner (10) star Jul-01-99 02:26:03 PST
> Praise: I was once told that HOTDOGS are the foods of CHAMPIONS. Then
> I tripped and fell
>
> chocha (3) (not a registered user) Jul-01-99 02:22:06 PST
> Praise: My friend's mommy told me what Chocha means in Spanish. Then
> she showed me. A++!
>
> nematode (213) star Jul-01-99 02:20:09 PST
> Praise: Nux VOMICA! I invoke you, BEAST! But I only do so because you
> are HONEST! "A++"
>
> lifeless (1) (not a registered user) Jul-01-99
> 02:18:27 PST
> Praise: My sister is almost as stone-dead as you, but not by much.
> RELIABLE & SAFE!
>
> god2 (6) Jul-01-99 02:12:24 PST
> Praise: I once had a fork. It looked like a spoon, so I called it a
> spoon. Was I wrong?
>
> eew (45) star Jul-01-99 02:06:45 PST
> Praise: Ganrenous, festering, malignant bidder. How I loathe thee.
> Repulsive, but GREAT!
>
> kaspersbrother (120) star Jul-01-99 01:56:54 PST
> Praise: I was going to leave feedback, but the window's open and now
> I'm cold. Sorry?No!
>
> superuser (3) Jul-01-99 01:55:02 PST
> Praise: I would rather be SLAUGHTERED for BEEF than forbidden to bid
> on your ITEMS!
>
> earthbaby (844) star Jul-01-99 01:53:41 PST
> Praise: Has INTEGRITY! Refuses to live on the MOON! Retains his
> SANITY!
>
> george4 (2) Jul-01-99 01:53:04 PST
> Praise: When I hear "george4," I IMMEDIATELY think of your name,
> george4.
>
> notoes (1) Jul-01-99 01:52:26 PST
> Praise: Tony Two Toes! We went to school together! You stepped on a
> landmine! Remember?
>
> chewer (2) Jul-01-99 01:50:44 PST
> Praise: Bubbley Gum, Bubbley Gum. If you chew it all day, your mouth
> feels numb!
>
> landlubber (3) Jul-01-99 01:49:40 PST
> Praise: Crustaceans live in the ocean. You're not like them! B-
>
> toy (271) star Jul-01-99 01:49:10 PST
> Praise: When I open boxes of cereal, you should be inside. Yes,
> you're THAT GOOD!
>
> eater (2) Jul-01-99 01:48:25 PST
> Praise: Alice asked me to make you this sandwich. Here it is. I don't
> know. Ask her.
>
> wild4books (168) star Jul-01-99 01:46:47 PST
> Praise: I am a robot. I bid on grease and computer chips.
>
> carguy (883) star Jul-01-99 01:46:08 PST
> Praise: Car won't start? Sell it on eBay. We won't know the
> difference. We're like that.
>
> dentist3 (1) (not a registered user) Jul-01-99 01:44:01 PST
> Praise: My dentist (
[email protected]) has one eye. You're so much
> better than that!
>
> mangoe (1) Jul-01-99 01:42:41 PST
> Praise: My kitten-cat is FRISKY. At night she sleeps in the
> microwave.I think it's cute!
>
> change (22) star Jul-01-99 01:40:52 PST
> Praise: I've carefully avoided typing the number 6 for 32 years
> now.Times change Iguess.
>
> backdoor (315) star Jul-01-99 01:39:10 PST
> Praise: Pass the butter, pass the SAUSAGE. Look out bunghole, here
> comes the SAUSAGE.
>
> exterminator (1) Jul-01-99 01:38:24 PST
> Praise: Vermin and lice, vermin and lice. I say it once, and I say it
> twice.
>
> breakfast (2) Jul-01-99 01:37:07 PST
> Praise: If you sell cereal and milk separately, I will bid! Otherwse,
> it will get soggy.
>
> shaven (25) star Jul-01-99 01:33:47 PST
> Praise: Feedback accumulates like unshaven hair on an ugly man's ASS!
> Shave ME!
>
> foot (324) star Jul-01-99 01:32:48 PST
> Praise: I forbid you to wear the blue sock! HEED MY COMMAND!!!!!
>
> botanist (2) Jul-01-99 01:31:57 PST
> Praise: Only the tops of trees grow. A+++++++
>
> hand (110) star Jul-01-99 01:30:24 PST
> Praise: 1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, buckle my shoe. 5, 6, buckle my
> shoe.
>
> forager (13) star Jul-01-99 01:26:44 PST
> Praise: Enjoys WALKS thru the PARK! Greets MAPLE TREES with a smile!
>
> whoami2 (1) Jul-01-99 01:25:15 PST
> Praise: Don't tell whoami, but Barry Manilow is spelled with an i,
> not an e. Thanx!!
>
> horse (51) star Jun-30-99 18:44:38 PST
> Praise: Come to the trough. Feed on what's inside. No reserve. C'mon.
> It's waaaiiiting.
>
> person2 (1) Jun-30-99 18:43:26 PST
> Praise: Pleasant smelling. Friendly.
>
> person3 (1) Jun-30-99 18:43:08 PST
> Praise: Prompt, yet VAGUELY malodorous. Will CERTAINLY do more
> business. Has POOL!
>
> mary9 (2) Jun-30-99 18:42:06 PST
> Praise: I am fat.I have no goals.I have developed a "smell."Please
> kill me. Thanks Mary!
>
> dave2 (95) star Jun-30-99 18:41:11 PST
> Praise: Dave3 touches my NO NO SPECIAL PLACE, but you respect other
> people's boundries!
> Response by dave2 - This is dave2. No idea what this is, look at
> senders feedback for examples.
>
> indie (199) star Jun-30-99 18:40:01 PST
> Praise: You need NEW ARABIC FONTS. Huyawoo Huyawoo. (only cuz you
> deserve the best)
>
> goodjob (1) Jun-30-99 18:37:44 PST
> Praise:
> A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ and
> how !!!!
>
> warchild (1) Jun-30-99 18:36:48 PST
> Praise: There's Charlie up ahead 2 clicks. I say we take 'em out.
> They won't expect it.
>
> gander (21) star Jun-30-99 18:35:38 PST
> Praise: Duck ...duck ...duck ...duck ...duck .......GOOSE!
>
> bishop2 (204) star Jun-30-99 18:35:03 PST
> Praise: Pornography is bad because God will kill you and eat your
> bones. TERIFFIC SALE!
> Response by bishop2 - I have not dealt with this person. Do not
> understand the "feedback."
>
> bishop1 (3) Jun-30-99 18:34:20 PST
> Praise: Auctions are tools of the Devil. Raise your reserve before he
> bids on your soul!
>
> toughguy (63) star Jun-30-99 18:32:15 PST
> Praise: I'm sweaty. Are you sweaty? I smell MUSK.
>
> bishop (157) star Jun-30-99 18:31:22 PST
> Praise: The Pope bought his Pope Hat on eBay. You didn't know that,
> did u? OUTSTANDING!
>
> resourceful (37) star Jun-30-99 18:28:51 PST
> Praise: When life gives you a lemon, put it on eBay and I will bid on
> it.
>
> moist (3) Jun-30-99 18:27:03 PST
> Praise: Not sure, but I think you peed on the stuff you sent. My dog
> keeps smelling it.
>
> paul4 (1123) star Jun-30-99 18:25:40 PST
> Praise: I was impressed by your TECHNIQUE. You sell and I bid. Very
> KEEN. Have my baby.
>
> paul3 (199) star Jun-30-99 18:24:45 PST
> Praise: Celebrate the 30th anniversary of George Washington with me
> today! Bid on him!
>
> paul1 (13) star Jun-30-99 18:24:13 PST
> Praise: Harriet Tubman was so great. She was black and that is great.
>
> paul2 (58) star about me Jun-30-99 18:23:38 PST
> Praise: I flew a plane in Switzerland. What did you do? Sat here
> bidding, didn't you!
>
> paul (115) star Jun-30-99 18:22:43 PST
> Praise: You're 15 genes short of HUMAN. But I mean that in a good
> eBay way. Yes I do!
>
> routine (2) Jun-30-99 18:19:45 PST
> Praise: Sun goes up, pants go up. Sun goes down, pants go down.
>
> dove (3590) star Jun-30-99 18:17:46 PST
> Praise: Happy little dove, how do you fly? No! Don't shit on my car!
>
> pimpdaddy (38) star Jun-30-99 18:15:44 PST
> Praise: Prostitutes and money. It's always prostitutes and money. And
> eBay.
>
> whoops (5) (not a registered user) Jun-30-99 18:14:50 PST
> Praise: Great transaction... Oh, I gotta go! A triceratops just
> crashed into my house!
>
> who (3) (not a registered user) Jun-30-99 18:14:02 PST
> Praise: Knock knock. Who's there? Feedback. Feedback who? Feedback
> Who.
>
> whoami (20) star Jun-30-99 18:12:16 PST
> Praise: You are Barry Manelow! I know you are! I can hear you
> singing!
>
> cruelty (65) star Jun-30-99 18:11:35 PST
> Praise: Ever pull the legs off a daddylongleg? Then what do you call
> it? Daddy?
>
> diet.coke (3865) star Jun-30-99 18:08:37 PST
> Praise: Refreshing you are. Delicious too! Rot my teeth you will. But
> I drink you still.
>
> jill3 (62) star Jun-30-99 18:06:33 PST
> Praise: Tender Jill, how delicate you look in these photos. Oh,
> sorry. Wrong Jill!
>
> dancer2 (12) star Jun-30-99 18:02:40 PST
> Praise: Everybody have fun tonight!
>
> dancer (31) star Jun-30-99 18:02:25 PST
> Praise: Everybody Wang Chung tonight!
>
> procto (2) Jun-30-99 18:00:59 PST
> Praise: Ugliness runs in my family. And out, apparently. My poo don't
> look right.
>
> minion (8) Jun-30-99 17:59:27 PST
> Praise: Crave what I have. Simper and beg. Feed you crumbs I will.
>
> coverup (27) star Jun-30-99 17:58:57 PST
> Praise: For some strange reason everything you sold me was illegal.
> Then I got shot. A+?
>
> momd3 (215) star about me Jun-30-99 17:56:25 PST
> Praise: Fascinating and wondrous is what you are. TWINKLES! Doesn't
> need SOAP!
>
> cardinals16 (3) Jun-30-99 17:54:02 PST
> Praise: You are much shorter than I would have guessed. Whose fault
> is that?
> Response by cardinals16 - please overlook this comment. It is pure
> nonsence.I have no idea why it was left
>
> girl (31) star Jun-30-99 17:53:29 PST
> Praise: An eBayer with MORALITY. Never cheated on tests at school. I
> KNOW!
>
> girlygirl (4) (not a registered user) Jun-30-99
> 17:52:59 PST
> Praise: CONFIDENT SELLER. HAS YOUTHFUL OVA. VERY PROFESSIONAL INDEED.
> YES.
>
> mike12 (2) (merged) Jun-30-99 17:51:45 PST
> Praise: Finds facts INTERESTING! Has good old fashioned CURIOSITY.
> mike10 (57) star Jun-30-99 17:51:26 PST
> Praise: WEARS CLOTHES SNUGLY. Reads at a COLLEGE level! Uses
> BALLPOINT pens!
>
> mike8 (2) Jun-30-99 17:50:49 PST
> Praise: Questionably real physical attributes. Possibly foreign parts
> also.
>
> mike7 (2) Jun-30-99 17:50:26 PST
> Praise: UNMISTAKEABLE PIZZAZ! Not pinache, but pizzaz! Real zip! And
> ZIPPINESS!
>
> mike6 (14) star Jun-30-99 17:49:44 PST
> Praise: Braids his own HAIR. Does a METICULOUS job. Yesirre. YESIRRE.
>
> mike5 (255) star Jun-30-99 17:49:23 PST
> Praise: Has a MYSTERIOUS TINGLY itch on lower left LEG. Otherwise, a
> SAINT!
>
> mike4 (1) Jun-30-99 17:48:55 PST
> Praise: Well MANICURED. Has VOLUPTUOUS POUTY lips. DEFINITION of
> class!
>
> mike3 (194) star about me Jun-30-99 17:47:34 PST
> Praise: Very CHARITABLE. Donates money to many WORTHY causes. Has
> INNER BEAUTY.
>
> mediaintegration (3) Jun-30-99 17:46:42 PST
> Praise: EDISON invented the LIGHTBULB!
>
> mike (124) star Jun-30-99 17:46:14 PST
> Praise: Has integuments! Yes, and many of them! A BARRACKS of
> INTEGUMENTS!
>
> vapors (9) Jun-30-99 17:42:49 PST
> Praise: FREAKY! Seller is FANTASTIC, but, somehow, REALLY DOESN'T
> EXIST AT ALL!
>
> mower (24) star Jun-30-99 17:42:04 PST
> Praise: I need to MOW the LAWN today. INCREDIBLE! RISKY! Can I do it?
> Yes, thanks to you
>
> drink (10) star (not a registered user) Jun-30-99
> 17:40:26 PST
> Praise: LEMON-FLAVORED! This seller contains yellow number 4! I LOVE
> yellow number 4!
>
> blush (262) star Jun-30-99 17:38:21 PST
> Praise: ROSY CHEEKS! My parents always told me rosy cheeks get high
> bids.
>
> tim2 (230) star Jun-30-99 17:37:33 PST
> Praise: THE PERFECT WEIGHT FOR ANY PERSON! Ingenious? No. Perfect
> weight? Yes.
>
> ted (503) star about me Jun-30-99 17:35:55 PST
> Praise: OBSERVANT. Knows where everything is. I call him Ted. Short
> for Tedrick.
>
> intellect (3) Jun-30-99 17:35:18 PST
> Praise: Is HUMAN. Has increased capacity for REASONING. Not a MONKEY.
> ...BRAINS...
>
> pat4 (19) star Jun-30-99 17:33:35 PST
> Praise: FRISKY! Full of energy. I know what you're thinking: Not
> Pat4. Yes, Pat4!
>
> earthman (37) star Jun-30-99 17:32:57 PST
> Praise: CONNOISEUR of COLLECTIBLE MISCELLANY. Like rocks. And dirt.
> EXPERT!
>
> sourberry11 (139) star Jun-30-99 17:31:45 PST
> Praise: Ever see the movie Cindarella? Simon6 did. Anyway, you're
> still my favorite!
> Response by sourberry11 - I don't know who andy46477 is.This feedback
> is a mistake.Never dealt with him.
>
> simon6 (1) Jun-30-99 17:31:22 PST
> Praise: Ever see the movie Cindarella? Simon5 did. Anyway, you're
> still my favorite!
>
> happy (1912) star Jun-30-99 17:28:57 PST
> Praise: I have cancer so I bid low. I cry when I'm outbid. My dog
> died yesterday.
>
> rather (4) Jun-29-99 00:03:41 PST
> Praise: I was in the Army. I drool. Poodles and Biscuits, Sir!
> Poodles and Biscuits, Sir
>
> what (14) star Jun-29-99 00:03:10 PST
> Praise: I'll tell you.
>
> soggy (106) star Jun-29-99 00:01:14 PST
> Praise: What's a bad transaction? One where you get crabs and warts.
> Yeah, thanks a lot.
>
> mitchell (457) star Jun-29-99 00:00:49 PST
> Praise: Mitchell!
>
> littlesprout99 (31) star Jun-28-99 23:53:46 PST
> Praise: What's taller than a woman, but shorter than a man? YOU.
>
> wifebeater (11) star about me Jun-28-99 23:52:43 PST
> Praise: I am new in America! Thank you eBay for wonderful wife! I
> will beat her often!
> Response by wifebeater - You're Very Welcome.
>
> schlomo (8) Jun-28-99 23:50:49 PST
> Praise: My pet alligator is eating the crap you sold me. I hope you
> both encrustulate.
>
> answerguy (1) Jun-28-99 23:49:40 PST
> Praise: 3 times in the last week I've soiled myself. YOU tell ME why.
>
> tree (8) (not a registered user) Jun-28-99 23:48:02 PST
> Praise: If you were in the middle of a forest and got lost, would I
> still bid? YES!
>
> bidder7 (77) star Jun-28-99 23:46:49 PST
> Praise: I think about our transactions and how we bid so very deeply.
>
> winner (12) star Jun-28-99 23:43:18 PST
> Praise: Like me, you too can learn to slowly die as people better
> than you succeed.
>
> pregnant (3) Jun-28-99 23:40:25 PST
> Praise: Pass the mustard, pass the gravy, look out loins, here comes
> a baby!
>
> kris7 (1) Jun-28-99 23:39:07 PST
> Praise: What's orange, brown, black, and red? Give up? They're
> COLORS, dipshit!
>
> pod (4) Jun-28-99 23:37:41 PST
> Praise: Is this feedback? I hope so, because if anyone deserves
> feedback, YOU DO.
>
> busybee (278) star Jun-28-99 23:35:59 PST
> Praise: Buzz Buzz Buzz. Guess what I am. Buzz Buzz Buzz. ...Buzz
>
> gook (1) Jun-28-99 23:33:20 PST
> Praise: Mister, why did my daddy go to Vietnam? Why did you shoot at
> him from a tree?
>
> philosopher (34) star Jun-28-99 20:16:23 PST
> Praise: If God was round, would that change anything? You're still
> great! A++++
>
> turkeyfries (29) star Jun-28-99 20:14:54 PST
> Praise: Uncle Gravy once ate me.
>
> bubbleface (1) Jun-28-99 20:14:34 PST
> Praise: I pop your bubbleface. "Pop," I say! "Burst," I say also!
>
> sealevel (2) Jun-28-99 20:10:32 PST
> Praise: Helicopters fly too high to bid on your items.
>
> invalid (2) (not a registered user) Jun-28-99 20:09:22 PST
> Praise: Do you really expect to get feedback... ever?
>
> mafia (6) Jun-28-99 20:05:38 PST
> Praise: I love you too much to bid on that stuff you call shit.
>
> larryphoto (2495) star Jun-28-99 20:03:55 PST
> Praise: I can see you, larryphoto!
>
> kid (103) star about me Jun-28-99 20:01:50 PST
> Praise: Why did you call your mom a furry, black ball of neutrons?
>
> mrjmc (325) star Jun-28-99 20:01:24 PST
> Praise: You are.
> Response by mrjmc - Thanks-I wasn't sure...
>
> wierdguy (1) Jun-28-99 19:58:54 PST
> Praise: Sir, kind sir, I am almost proud to not know you. Learn to
> spell.
>
> fiend (22) star Jun-28-99 19:56:36 PST
> Praise: I love to sit here for hours and just count my balls over and
> over.
>
> catlover (208) star Jun-28-99 19:55:10 PST
> Praise: If I had a mango, and it was ripe for the pickins, watch out.
> miligram (13) star (not a registered user)
>
> Apr-18-99 18:03:37 PST
> Praise: ..SLOBODOV!!! ....SLOBODOV!!! ...SLOBODOV!!! (Oh deary me!)
> ...SLOBODOV!!!
>
> mrbean00 (5) (not a registered user) Apr-17-99
> 22:04:07 PST
> Praise: Ask your three wisheses. Order your three stripses.
>
> deco100 (787) star about me Apr-11-99 16:16:20 PST 80550796
> Praise: I am a car. I go vroom. Please put gas in me.
>
> bass77 (4185) star Apr-09-99 16:52:04 PST 79200930
> Praise: Nothing beats home cookin' except for your tremendous
> selling/buying experience!
>
> gijimbo (1458) star Apr-09-99 16:49:38 PST 80025389
> Praise: Scrumptious deal! Oooeee! Sell it to me again! Yeah! Can you
> fly a helicopter?
>
>
[email protected] (7) Apr-08-99 21:05:00 PST
> Praise: God dammit! You have a big, fat flab-mo-chunk-behind.
>
> hole (2) Apr-08-99 20:55:16 PST
> Praise: Are you a big hole?
>
> satan (7) (not a registered user) Apr-08-99 20:51:39 PST
> Praise: If I HYPOTHETICALLY killed a bunch of people, what should I
> do with the bodies?
>
> god (41) star Apr-08-99 20:49:55 PST
> Praise: I threw an egg at you once, but it didn't hit you. I really
> meant it though!
>
> bidbusters (7147) star about me Apr-08-99
> 20:47:45 PST
> Praise: Did you ever see the movie YOU SUCK? I'm sure you have. You
> own it.
> Response by bidbusters - I've no idea why this person inserted this
> passage. my apologies. -Dave
>
> jimmbobb (166) star about me Apr-08-99 20:42:58 PST
> Praise: I would like to shake your hand. I do not have any arms,
> though. I'm sad now.
>
> batesmotel13 (36) star Apr-08-99 20:40:23 PST
> Praise: Smooth transaction! I just wish you didn't smack my kid.
>
> zack (322) star about me Apr-07-99 22:27:34 PST
> Praise: My dad was named Zack. He hit me. You never did. I like you
> more, in fact.
>
> zack1 (168) star Apr-07-99 22:26:54 PST
> Praise: Are you a member of ebay? Of course you are. I am too. Thanks
> for the chat.
>
> zack2 (1) Apr-07-99 22:25:25 PST
> Praise: I bet when you were born, you sold something right away.
> You're SUPERB!
>
> zack3 (1) Apr-07-99 22:24:41 PST
> Praise: You were nice to me. Yes you were. Very thoughtful. Few
> people are that decent.
>
> zack4 (2) Apr-07-99 22:22:14 PST
> Praise: If I ever buy anything from a Zack, it will be YOU, mister!
> YOU! You're great!
>
> zack5 (1) Apr-07-99 22:21:03 PST
> Praise: The breast self exam kit you sent saved my life. I had a huge
> cancerous breast.
>
> zack6 (1) Apr-07-99 22:18:37 PST
> Praise: I named my goldfish Zack6, cuz you're so great. I only feed
> him onions now.
>
> zack7 (1) Apr-07-99 22:14:24 PST
> Praise: Fast shipping. Polite responses. Has all his teeth. Doesn't
> beat his wife.
>
> zack8 (6) Apr-07-99 22:13:31 PST
> Praise: Ever wonder just what is in a rodent? I did. ...Anyway, great
> transaction!
>
> zack9 (1) Apr-07-99 22:11:42 PST
> Praise: Aliens will kill everyone but you. You are the best person on
> Ebay! You are God.
>
> zack10 (2) Apr-07-99 22:10:35 PST
> Praise: Butter tastes so good on bread. I enjoyed the sample you
> sent. I didn't share.
>
> zack11 (56) star Apr-07-99 22:08:49 PST
> Praise: Don't hit me with that board like I was some kind of dolphin.
> Thanks. A++.
>
> zack12 (1) Apr-07-99 22:06:26 PST
> Praise: Thank you so much for the lovely deli-style pickle. Very
> juicy and crisp.
>
> zack13 (41) star Apr-07-99 22:04:41 PST
> Praise: Thank you so much for the cola beverage. I drank it right
> away. The mailman saw.
>
> zack14 (1) Apr-07-99 22:02:56 PST
> Praise: Thank you so much for the chicken salad sandwich.
>
> zack15 (1) Apr-07-99 22:02:24 PST
> Praise: Thank you so much for the bologna sandwich.
>
> zack16 (1) Apr-07-99 22:01:50 PST
> Praise: Thank you so much for the ham and cheese sandwich.
>
> zack17 (1) Apr-07-99 22:01:16 PST
> Praise: Thank you so much for the ham sandwich.
>
> zack18 (11) star Apr-07-99 22:01:00 PST
> Praise: Thank you so much for the cheese sandwich.
> zack19 (324) star (not a registered user)
>
> Apr-07-99 21:59:26 PST
> Praise: Arrrr. Swab the deck or walk the plank. It's your choice,
> matee. Arrr.
>
>
[email protected] (13) star Apr-07-99 21:54:46 PST 79083960
> Praise: Morgana says, "Fiend!!! Back to your cave!!!" Also, you are a
> great ebayer!
>
> wat2 (2437) star Apr-07-99 21:49:34 PST 78700562
> Praise: Wow! This has to be the ROUNDEST coin I've EVER seen! Quite
> impressed. Thanks.
>
> g2relics (1447) star Apr-07-99 00:41:50 PST 78576838
> Praise: OW, MY FOOT! Look what you did to my foot! You mangled it!
> Yes, you did...A+!
> battlefield.store (16976) star about me
>
> storeicon Apr-07-99 00:35:09 PST 79935640
> Praise: If you could fit this man in a bottle... Wow. Just wow. He'd
> sell twice as much.
>
> haydes1 (141) star Apr-07-99 00:17:27 PST 78276491
> Praise: haydes1 is so great, I just wish I could live inside him and
> nibble his kidneys.
>
> www.medalsusa.com (3060) star storeicon Apr-07-99
> 00:12:45 PST 78858406
> Praise: Dragons and Cops flew out of my ass just as he predicted!
> Great seller!
>
> mikes440 (244) star Apr-07-99 00:11:19 PST 77737827
> Praise: I ordered a car picture, but you sent me a live tuna fish!
> Great! I can eat it!
> miligram (13) star (not a registered user)
>
> Apr-07-99 00:03:19 PST
> Praise: If I ever catch you in my bed again, I'll shoot your right
> then and there. Freak
>
> mrbean00 (5) (not a registered user) Apr-07-99 00:01:43 PST
> Praise: You send a good fish, Misah Man. Preese send a FOH more fish
> to house. Sank you.
>
> miligram (13) star (not a registered user) Apr-03-99
> 13:01:43 PST
> Praise: I love to cook potatoes. They go wherever I go. Yes, I love
> to cook potatoes-Oh!
> Response by miligram - I will bid on your potatoes, then I'll have
> you in my clutches! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
> Follow-up by andy46477 - If you "clutch" my "potatoes," "clutch-lube"
> will surely get on my "shifter."
>
> historyprof (227) star Apr-02-99 19:19:10 PST
> Praise: Who the hell are you?! Why am I leaving feedback for you?
>
> mrbean00 (5) (not a registered user) Apr-01-99 18:46:39 PST
> Praise: Very polite, but I never spoke to him. Quick seller, yet I
> never bought. Hmmm.
> Response by mrbean00 - Not buying or selling provides the smoothest
> transactions.
> Follow-up by andy46477 - Technically, a big, wet, sloppy, TWAT
> provides the "smoothest transactions."
>
> miligram (13) star (not a registered user) Apr-01-99
> 07:20:40 PST
> Praise: I do not like him, Sam I am. I do not like green eggs and
> ham.
> Response by miligram - Lay off my green eggs you prick! As for the
> ham, well, you can jam it!
> Follow-up by andy46477 - Sam does not jam ham. Not a pound. Not a
> gram.
>
> jazztime (96) star about me Apr-01-99 07:18:12 PST
> Praise: Great seller! Who cared for me when I was sick? You got it -
> jazztime did.
>
> markthabaptist (2383) star about me Apr-01-99 07:02:23 PST 78326166
> Praise: He sells only the best items on Ebay. Great seller.Everyone
> else can go to hell.
>
> oklahoma-patchman (2214) star about me Apr-01-99 06:53:28 PST 77477176
> Praise: I'm black, so I bid high. I'm blacker than you. Call me Mr.
> Black Man, ho.
>
> maverick1 (312) star Mar-31-99 10:36:14 PST 78377512
> Praise: Best seller on Ebay! In fact, this experience made me want to
> put down my gun.
>
> sanncg (70) star (not a registered user) Mar-31-99
> 10:32:07 PST 78026165
> Praise: HOLY SHIT. Wow. Talk about lightning fast delivery! Highly
> recommended. Damn!
> mikconparts (4289) star about me storeicon
>
> Mar-31-99 10:27:25 PST 75854111
> Praise: He is my lord. When I died, he brought me back from the dead
> and sold me stuff.
>
> poverty-gulch-ranch (330) star Mar-31-99 10:21:54 PST 75710122
> Praise: Great guy. Outstanding physique, extremely polite, very handy
> around house.
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