Salon: A boy named IUMA

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This is one of the stupider things I've heard of in a while:

http://www.salon.com/tech/log/2000/08/29/named_iuma/index.html

> A boy named IUMA
> A future ditty by Iuma Dylan-Lucas Thornhill, whose
> parents just won $5,000 for naming him after a Web site.
>
> - - - - - - - - - - - -
> By Carina Chocano
>
> Aug. 29, 2000 | My daddy was stoked when I was born
> 'Cause a site was payin', and it wasn't porn
> Just a place where indie rock was Big Kahuna!
> Now, I understand he'd smoked his stash
> But he must have been high or low on cash
> 'Cause the freak he went and named me Iuma.
>
> I guess he thought he was a star
> With his five-grand check and his free PR
> And his hardcore band and alterna-sense of humor.
> But I was stuck with an acronym
> In a town full of boys named "Garth" and "Tim"
> I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named "Iuma."
:

-> http://www.iuma.com/

| IUMA Launches "NAME YOUR BABY IUMA" Contest!
|
| You love your baby. You love new music. Prove your love and
| devotion to both by naming your baby IUMA! Christen your little
| bundle of joy with a name that's synonymous with fresh,
| underground music and we'll feed the tyke with your choice of
| $5,000 or new music for life. Visit the IUMA nursery to look at
| the latest IUMA babies, or click here to enter your own baby in
| the contest.

-> http://www.iuma.com/Baby/

poor kid...

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