Here's what some of our fans have said:
The Page where you kill barney is by far the coolest thing i've ever seen on the net!
You are truly a sick disgusting bastard. Just think what would happen if some innocent little child is browsing and he finds you're page. This child would be scarred for life emotionally and possibly physicaly if they try these little tricks at home. You should be ashamed of yourself for putting such a disgusting page on the an already naughty web. Just one more thing, when can we hope to have a power rangers death site up?
I agree with several of the people who reacted to the Barney page, in so far that some extra tools are needed. Please include a baseball bat, a bycicle chain, a cooked cauliflower (takes LONGER than a raw one to beat him to death) and an albanian leather rhino whip.
I like it.. I love it.. I want some mor of it!
The Barney fun Page rules. It';s better than watching that damn show. Keep it going and make more colors than just red blood. Make a lamb chop fun page to. I hate barney because he sucks. Put a baby bop in with him to.
I just finished blowing Barney's head off, and I must say that you are an extremely sick man.(I like you already!) I agree that there should be more weapons, but I also think you should do Ronald McDonald. I know I would like to blow that f***er's head off, and my friends would too. I will be sure to tell my friends about this page.
I am referring to the Barney Fun Page!: How could you people do such horrific damage to such an innocient animal? No, I really mean it. How come I can't do that much damage damn it! Death to Barney! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh! I need maggots! I need maggots! :)
I LOVE your kill barney page, and I an going to show this to all my friends at school. THANK YOU!
Nice job. Very fun. I'll kill the purple blob over and over and over again.
it sucks
I LOVE your page. I think Barney is the biggest, dumbest, retardedest, stupidest, asshole in the entire universe. I am glad that someone finallt did something to him. I wish you would put some more games on your page.
Best laugh I've had in a week! Thanks ( The kill barney page)
Some constructive criticisim about your barney FUN (emphasis on fun) page:
1. Make it more graphical (ie legs fall off with jagged edges after being struck with an axe)
2. More weopans and realistic wounds (I need a baseball bat, a chainsaw, and an explosive hand grenade)
3. Realistic damages (if you were shot in the head with a shotgun, would you be "slightly grazed"?)
4. Sounds (shotugun loading, cannon going off, "him" moaning, etc.)
With these elements, the barney fun page would be the best site on the web. Not that it is too far off at the moment, of course!!! I am sure several of my friends would greatly enjoy it as well.
in the opinion of several others COULD YOU PLEASE MAKE A POWER RANGERS ONE!!!!!!!
P.S. I can reccomend the "Barney" Doom� WADfile. This enables you to pump the ultimate evil demon full of rockets in 3d!!!
I am Writing to commend you on the Barney fun page. For more than some time I have been wanting to shoot "him" in the head a couple of times with a shotgun and have never been able to do so - thank you so much.
in reference to the very childish and boring web-page which focus I do not understand, artistically, or philosophically. It just seems so pointless. Isn't Barney getting old iconically or creatively? contact me a.s.a.p because i would die myself of a coronary if i do not find out right now . what happened to the days of Batman combatting the superheroes, not bored college students killing Barney using various weapons, blunt ones. [the axe isn't so blunt. moron. -ed.]
Just saw yer homepage.
I had a blast. I've been surfing all day, and this
is the first site I actually had fun at.
(I guess that says a lot.)
I got to kill Barney (worth the price of admission)
I got to kill Bill Gates (bonus)
and yer Mpeg was hilarious.
I'm sure you have, but if you haven't seen the Asylum Page
you need to check it out. It's similar-cool.
Also the dooods at SGI who blow stuff up is pretty cool.
(AGD Antics and Mayhem Page)
See You!
RE: That Barney Page...
what it really needs is a BIGASS 4x4 truck that'll GOOSH Barney to a bloody pulp in one big hit (and a flamethrower would be cool too)
The Barney Fun Page kicks total @$$!!!! There is nothing more physically, mentally, and spiritually rewarding than blasting the purple bastard into sharkbait. I was hoping, however, that he would put up a little bit more of a fight. In the future, I would suggest that you add a few more weapons to the repertoire. Personally, I wouldn't mind using a plasma cannon, a chainsaw, and/or a grenade launcher. Anyway, keep up the good work, and DEATH TO BARNEY AND ALL WHO WORSHIP HIM!!!!!
One suggestion that would make your Barney Fun Page perfect: let us use a [expletive deleted] chainsaw!!
I enjoyed your barney page. I wonder if you remember Pee-Wee's play house. Everybody thought it was a great show, and then they catch him playing with himself in a porno theatre, and everybody freaks. I wonder what will happen when people realise that Barney has been screwing that little blonde chick on the show. Also, I know that one day, while parents everywhere are asleep, their kids will be watching Barney and he will tell them to get a knife and kill their parents, and the little munchkins from Hell will do it. Parents Beware! Barney=Satan! You've been Warned! :)
You should have a mike dikta fun page ( my trigger finger is getting stiff
Thank you for letting my kill _arney. The curse of our nation.
I AM COMMENTING ON YOUR BARNEY FUN PAGE. THAT IS UTTERLY DISGUSTING. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF. I CAN'T BELIEVE A HUMAN BEING COULD DO THIS.
I loved Your Barn E page. I always start off by shooting him in the nads with the cannon or perhaps the shotgun. You R the best. I wish I could program.
I like your Barney page,but some of the kids that I babysit for would be very sad!
The Barney Fun page is REALLY GREAT. I felt a great achivement when I blasted the stupid purple blob to HELL. Thanks for the laughs!! :-)
re: barney fun page--
i personally love barney.
especially when he's served with a rich brown gravy!!
KILL KILL KILL!!!
thanks, i feel better now.
bareneyfun page. He should spasm and twitch when you shoot him and also there should be a machine gun and a bazzoka and a laser gun.
Thanks I needed that!.... with 1 k and 2 preschool.... I hate public TV.... at 8:30 am daily.... I truly can not stand that song.... keep up the page!!! I'll Be BACK!!!!
Re: Barney fun Page Oh...Woah...that was cool! I babysit for extra cash, and I have seen Barney one to many times. That shotgun really did the trick. Oh...I feel so much better, Thank you
I loved It We here at the Office Shoot Barney all the time I agree we need a Mighty MorPhin [expletive deleted] Ranger Page. But Keep up the good Work My Hat is off to you for the Great And Wonderful Page you created Down with the Purple Bastard from Hell. THE [expletive deleted] PIECE OF [expletive deleted] MUST DIE DOWN WITH BARNEY
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Barney! PS Add Power Ranger Page and TANK for weapon.
Cool game, how could I get a copy of it without having to get on America Online? Try adding Flame thrower or a grenade . Also try adding like a bomb for people that want to see chunks of missing Barney. Add a customized version for despised teachers a nd other nasty people.
This Page kicks some real ass man... I really enjoyed beating the living, (Are we alowed to curse here) Out of that purple demon... I have downloaded a copy of a Barney Target for Riflery, and can't wait to use it.. Thanks for playing such an important role in the Anti-Barney quest, or whatever you call it. Anyway, congrats, and I can't wait to come back after you improve it, (If you do) Anyway... Have a Nice Day!
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Never before has someone who only wants to love and be loved been so misunderstood. Anyone who doesn't start toeing the line in Barneys' crusade of love will be eternally damned! But seriously. How come no nuclear armaments with which to damage the crazed carnivor? Yes, carnivor kiddies. You don't think he uses that gigantic mouth full of teeth to eat carrots do you? Wake up!
A Poor Pitiful Purple Plump Pile of the Pulverized Primordial Pin-headed Prince!
This is for the Barny Bashing Page
You wanna know whats REALLY FUN? CARVING STUFF IN BARNYS CHEST!!! As the official curator of the Kill Barney League (I am not kidding I actually made one) in my school I think that we need money to buy a computer so we can get a modem so we can go to the Internet so we can BEAT THE LIVING [expletive][expletive][expletive][etc][etc][etc][...][...] OUT OF THE PUS-FILLED...wait, never mind, Barneys on, gotta go.
I just discovered your "kill Barney" page. What a trip! Thank you! I don't know which I enjoyed more - killing that purple thing or reading the comments.
Can you please put in something like the top ten beat em up corpes for Barney, and have the names of the people that did it, I think it would be awsome, i totally recked up barney and kicked his ass (everybodies life dream), Thanks for you time, later
Regarding your "Barney Fun Page":
This page is anything but 'fun'. Killing the gushy one is not something that should be touted off as a simple game. the yenraB is a threat to the moral fabric of our country, and a horrible corrupting influence on our chilidren. By slaying the round, purple beast, we stand up for all that is decent in the world. This page should be a required link to be placed on every page on the Web. Together, we the population of earth can eradicate this foul tool of Satan from our world
Your Barney page is rockin'.
I HAVE KILLED BARNEY YES HE IS DEAD YES
I just wanted to say that your barney page RAWKS!!!! It's the wwwpage of the freakin' year!!!! Keep it up!
I wonder how many of you that are such Barney-haters actually have children who watch the show. I don't hate anything that keeps my two children (4 and 2) quiet for 30 minutes at a time. I wonder if anyone is a Power-Ranger hater?! Or maybe that's something we should promote instead of Barney!!
Hey!!!
I am a 13 year old who is using his science teacher computer to surf the NET! I discover the Barney game at camp this summer.
Is there anyway to download to a hard drive?
If so please write back.
Thanks a lot.
P.S. Happy SURFING :)
Dude... The Barney page is really Cool!! My son Michael & I really enjoyed killing Barney. Huh, huh, huh This is cool. Heh, heh, heh, Yeah, it rules!!
Hey I lked the barney fun page I think it is cool and I hope alot of people find out about it!!!
I love the Barney fun page and the Kool-AID FUNPAGE THE A RE PRETTY FUN.
Dear Dear Gerald,
Thank You. What more can I say?
Well perhaps it would be nice to be able use the knife more effectivley, slowly skinning Barney alive, only to find out that underneath is e.g. Pat Buchanan, and then slowly skin him alive to find out that underneath is Barney! What joy, what bliss. You could set up a Barney lobotomy game and the user wins when he figures out that Barney has no brains! And then goes off in search of Barney's creators only to find out that they have no brains! And then becomes president and outlaws Barney, marketers and Human Resource departments! You may think I'm a bit nuts, but I'm really not. I mean, YOU made the game. I'm going to be a lawyer. You tell me who's nuts?
:) Have a lovely Barney Free Day!
This is so COOL!!!!!! I really needed to kill Barney. I'm going to tell all my friends about this. It is so cool. Please add a Bazooka. I'd enjoy blowing his brains out. Add a gernade too.
Dear Gerald:
This is Barney the Dinosaur himself. Don't you know that I LOVE YOU! You should Love Me. Then, we would be one big family. Unfortunately, It seems that you need help and guidence. Perhaps a BIG PURPLE HUG would make you feel better? No? I thought not. Sigh! This is the part about being the World's most loved Dinosaur that I hate. My attorneys at Rapem, Fistem, and Loot will be contacting you shortly. You see, I AM ABOUT TO SUE YOUR F*****G UGLY, HOMOSAPIENS, MONKEY-EVOLVED ASS OFF, YOU TWISTED WORM! DO YOU HAVE A WIFE? SHE'S DEAD! KIDS? THEY'RE DEAD! DO YOU HAVE FRIENDS? THEY ARE **ALL** DEAD! EVEN THE ONES FROM GRADE SCHOOL!! YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU EVER MESSED WITH ***THIS*** LAST-SURVIVING-THERAPOD, YOU MAGGOT! I'M GOING TO BITE OFF YOUR HEAD AND PISS DOWN YOUR NECK!! Well, Gerald, It's been _REALLY_ fun talking to you! See you in Hell! -Barney
RE:BARNEY KILL PAGE,
YES!YES!YES!YES!!!! THAT WAS THE BEST
[expletive deleted] PAGE I EVER BEEN TO IT WAS FUNNY AS SH*T!!!!! AND THE COMMENTS AFTERWARDS ALMOST MADE ME [expletive deleted] MY PANTS!!!! (BUT THEY ARE RIGHT NEEDS MORE WEAPONS, MAYBE A NUCLEAR BOMB????)ANYWAYS... TELL ALL THEM PEOPLE WHO SAY YOU ARE SICK AND HATE YOUR PAGE TO [expletive deleted] OFF AND JUST DON'T COME HERE!!!
P.S. (DEAD POWER RANGERS??? PLEASE???)
Gerald, stop playing with your head and listen to me! Did your mother ever say that to you? She probably would if she saw your web page.
Greatings from south of the border! It amazes me how you folks manage to maintain your collective sanity with a country load jack-asses living right next door. Humour, and lots of it, must do the trick.
Anyway, to the chase:
Thank you very much for giving the world the Barney Fun Page. This is one exasperated bozo who has, for the longest time, just been dying to grab an assualt rifle and get "up close and personal" with that purple bastard. You have given me a punching bag of sorts and for that I am grateful.
Are you open to suggestions? I love killing Barney, but I would equally enjoy blasting the [expletive deleted] out of Baby Bop. Could that be arranged? And how about special guests. You could periodically include some prominant social figure. Heck, Barney ain't the only one folks love to hate. I, personally, would love to see Newt Gingrich or Martha Stewart up on the firing line.
Anyway, thanks again and best of luck to you.
I LOVED THE BARNEY KILL PAGE.IT WAS COOL!EVERY TIME I COME TO VISIT MY MOM ME AND MY BROTHER KILL THAT PURPPLE THING. I THINK THAT MAYBE YOU COULD HAVE A BIT MORE BETTER GRAPHICS AND HAVE A BAZUKA SO WHEN YOU SOOT THE PURPPLE WEIINI HE SCREAMS AND BLOWS UP. AND MY BROTHER THINKS THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE A BOMB.
I'd have to say that this is one of the most useful sites that I have found on the Net. It' really made me laugh! I hope you continue to update this (with your motion idea) ! Take care and great job.
[expletive deleted] barneys fat ass
Barney kill page is [expletive deleted] up it's boring it's [expletive deleted] boring So Barney sucks and the game sucks Gerald!
Hi, can I get a copy of your death to barney game, it's really cool!! Oh, you might want to add aflame-thrower and set it up so that if you miss or part of your shot misses it will not show up. I the game Macintosh, PC, or some thing else?
Anyway, gotta go
Later
kill that [expletive deleted] barney, die [racist slur deleted] die
Hi Gerald!!
Just wanted to thank you for the dead Barney page. I enjoyed killing that dinosaur. It's to bad I didn't see it before now. I've destroyed many stuffed Barneys.
Thanks again!!!
Barney's Home Page.
Thanks for supplying such a cool source of inocent sadistic fun.
Wow! This afternoon we just had a kick the Barney doll party here at CU, out on the main quadrangle. We played Barney hackey sack, drop kick Barney, jump up and down on Barney, etc. And now, tonight, I log on the internet and the first thing I run across at random is the Barney fun page! What a day! Now I've shot Barney, stabbed Barney, run over Barney's tail with a motorcycle.... I'm going to tell all my friends about this page first thing tomorrow!
Maybe I've been browsing for too long without a break. I laughed gleefully as I shot Barney and ran over him with my motorcycle.
When I viewed the last ten barney corpses I was surprised to see such little use made of the motorcycle. Perhaps you could replace it with a Sherman tank.
Thanks, Gerald, for adding a little sunshine to my day.
hi great barney page all the kids come around and shoot! they have a great time...please consider doing a cathy lee gifford page like that!
thats all thanks for the fun
awesome!
YO BARNY YOU STINK! YOU SUCK! I LIKED THE GAME! DID YOU EVER PLAY BARNEY DOOM? AND ONE MORE THING BEFORE I LEAVE YOU ALONE: BARNEY !#!#$@#$@!$%#@&#%^&%$&% AND !@$@%#$^&%#$^#$@%^#$,@#%@#@!@$!@$@! THAT'S IT!!!!!!!! DIE BARNEY!!!!! YEA!!!!!! BY THE WAY: THAT BIG RED SPLAT IS MINE! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?
BARNEY I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE! COME OUT, I WANT TO SEE SOME BLOOD! KILL BARNEY!KILL BARNEY!KILL BARNEY!KILL BARNEY! I WILL KILL YOU SOONER THAN YOU THINK! I KILLED YOU TWO TIMES, NOW I'LL KILL YOU 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 TIMES!(THANK YOU!)
THE BARNEY GAME IS TOTALY AWSOME!
about your barney fun page... I LOVE IT!!!! I just wish there was more blood :) and possibly some pained expressions and screams from the purple beastie. hee hee!!!!
GoD!!! I feel much better now! (Barney fun page is great for relaxation and fun)
Have you noticed exactly how many people have wounded Barney in the personals?
I love the barney Page! Blowing Away Barney is really fun. Do you know where i can get a barney patch for doom that that works on the share ware?
I would really like to shoot a rocket at the stupid purple named Barney!
Thanks,
I would like a little more gore, please. Preferably, something in the way of a frown and entrails. Still that was a BLAST (pun intended).
Yea!
I was in an awful mood about 10 minutes ago, but then I found the Barney Fun Page! Now I feel great. Very good page Gerald. I wish many prospourous days-O-programming to you.
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I love you
You love me
I shot Barney in the knee
with a big fat gun, and a cannon and uzi
Barney's not a threat to me!
It was better than sex, thanks!
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Okay, Barney has been reduced to bones. I especially like the comment, "MMM, Barney guts...". Any possibility of scattering the bones to the four winds?
Re: Barney Fun Page.
SICK! SICK! SICK! LOVED EVERY MINUTE OF IT!!!!!!
Barney is fun to just shoot right in the head a bunch of times.
Re the Barney Fun Page: You people are sadists! I can think of quite a lot of things that kids could be doing with their time that are much worse than watching a lovable, good-hearted-- if a little goofy-looking and corny-- TV character who is honest, patient, and has never intentionally harmed anyone. Take out your agressions on someone other than a simple, kind, positive role model. If you don't like him, you don't have to watch the show.
I love you you love me
we're one big happy family-when
there's a knife in his heart
and a bullet in his head
we're all glad that barney's dead...
Barney Game
Hi. I am 33 yrs old with 3 daughters. Two years ago, we had Barney over for a birthday party. When he left, he almost got hit by a car. We all cracked up. I have it on video and I watch it from time to time. Here's my suggestion: include a car as a weapon, it would be fun to drive over the purple guy, for real. Gasoline and matches would be fun too. Good luck with future projects, young man.
Thanks for wasting your valuable time in the effort to destroy Barney. Its hopeless...he has more bodyguards than the president!
About Barney:
You need to NUKE HIM.!!! I really looked for an H-Bomb while playing. And some chemical weapons would be very beutiful, too...
Your Barney killing page is hilarious. I love it. I should have thought of it.
Your Barney Fun Page is exellent!!!!!!!!!
My son Michael really loved killing Barney! I didn't know he was so viscious
Dear Gerald,
Loved doing Barney in. Tell me. How would I develope a page to do in my Mother in Law? I'd like to have a few more weapons. Maybe and A-Bomb. Thanks for the therapy. You page made me feel like a kid again. Great stuff. Have you tried selling it to the Democrats and Republicans in the up coming elections. You know. Get your favorite Congressman/woman. You could also do, get a social victim. Why the therapy is endless.
Have just visited the Barney fun page.
Thank You Thank You Thank You Thank You Thank You.
I liked it
Barney your so great so you should teach the Power Rangers A lesson to not be so mean and be friendly like you And could you sand a stuffed animal of you and one to my friend We live at [deleted]
Hiya! I have had a blast massacaring Barney, I read about this page in "NET" magazine, and at the moment I am learning HTML and making my own Web Pages. On my home page [...] I have added a link to yer "Barney Fun Page" I am just making sure that this is okay with you...so...do ya mind? Well, I am off to work Barney over with an axe (my fav weapon!)a bit more, BYE!! (Thanx fer suppling such a stress reliving site! :)
Hi! I read about your page in "The Net" magazine! :)
I work for an internet service provider in Daytona beach florida. I just wanted to say, I LOVE YOUR PAGE!!! I never had so much fun killin barney before!
Good Day.
Thank you for giving us a place to shoot barnie.
I loved it.
My life has meaning.
Long live the jihad versus B......!!!!
I think that the Barney Fun Page was a good idea for people who really have a grudge against the Purple Demon from Hell. If you could, would you please send a colored version to me on diskette? (If there is one!) If you do, send to : [deleted]
barney page,
one thing,,,
barney doesnt have nads... he is satan... and i want a power rangers page
COOL Barney page!!!!!
RE: The Barney Fun Page.
I laughed, I cried, I drilled that purple shmoe so full of lead he's gonna piss red on his entire decent to the fifth rung of Hell. He has defaced the color purple, and now I have excreted savagely into his vacant retinal cavities. Thank you and goddess bless. fnord.
Dear Gerald.
People say barney got betten with a base ball bat. I don't belve that. But is it true.
Your Barney Fun Page prooves you're one sick puppy...and that's great! Keep up the weirdest on the Net....<:
Gerry, the Barney Fun Page is the best thing on the Web. Whenever I have access to the Net, this is the first place that I come to. Blowing B'harne's head off 20 times is the best way to spend time, and I can't believe that anybody could think otherwise. About those sponge-minions that leave pro-B'harne statements: why did they even come to the Fun Page, or the Jihad home page? B'HARNE MUST DIE, ALL ELSE IS IRREVELANT!!!!
The average Jihaddite, code B----- US TF+ GM+++ **TM F++++ MA+++++ FP++++ PA+++ WP++ AB+++ PI++++ I++ UF++ D++++ TV++++ !AP !QP S++ *V A-- DM++ SB+++ JW++ M----- TP+
P.S. Why not have seperate, unlabeled "buttons" on the Barney picture to detect where the hit was? (ie one for the head, one for stomach, several for the outside, etc....) Keep up the good work!! :)
I just had the Mostest-Bestest time with that little purple sucker, gosh what an experience. I feel sooooooo much better now!
FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The barney page rules!!! You should have some more weapons, a moving barney, some more realistic wounds, and a death scream!!!!
Try using java(http://java.sun.com) to enhance your I Hate Barney Page. You could make it very realistic. The current page is GREAT though I even made a link to it from our corporate home page!=
barney sucks he should die and rot in hell1 down with the purple bastard
Heh heh heh. Death to Barney. Heh Heh Heh. I like this!
Barney is very valuable for 2-5 year olds - why does it trouble you?
Die Barney die Barney Barney die die Barney die Barney Barney die die! Where are the power tools??? And the rope...and the kitchen appliances and the corrosive acids and the flares and the molten lead? I want to hear Barney SCREAM as he dies!!! I want to see him in pieces! I want to cut him and cook him and see the rest of him burn! Then I want to eat him for dinner! It's too bad Barney is not real -- you can't kill a cartoon character! OH GOD MAKE HIM STOP!!! Your Barney page is a God-send. Maybe there's hope for us all, yet. You're page is proof that there really is a God. :)
COOL page
The Barney killing must go on!
Do the improvments I'll be looking
Thanks for such a kool site
You know that Barney is just Michael Jackson in a costume, don't you?
I love your Barney Fun PAge. I just got out of a 6 month period which I spent in Pychiatric hospitals and units and your page was just the things. to Think of the small fortune my parents spent for all that therapy and all we needed was this page..... I'm for real too.
This is a comment re: The Barny Fun Page
Thank you for creating this silly little diversion. I liked it quite a bit. The thing which was even better were the comments from your visitors.
I have a question. In the Barney fun page is it that you can only do it once because every time I start a new one the same rutene happens. Anywy I think it is very very neat. If you have time to answer my question e-mail me at [deleted] please! :)
How pathetic!! Shotguns and knives!! To kill this [expletive deleted] we should have nuclear [expletive deleted] warheads!!
I killed Barney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!That bastard dinosaur finally got what was coming!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sweat trickling from my brow, I slowly crawled my way towards the dancing purple menace. He was too busy delighting the world's children to realize the peril creeping towards him. I sucked in some breath and lunged at him with my OJ. Simpson memorial knife. The fiend grunted as the gaping wound poured forth torrents of blood; the steamy entrails slopped out of the satisfyingly jagged wound. But evisceration was too good for this clver corrupter of the public airwaves. I drew in another deep breath and fell back to a sitance of ten feet. Lying at my side was a comfortable cannon. It cried out to be used--at close distance. I walked to within two feet and let go three rapid blasts to his head. Grey- green brains oozed from the hole--a few tendons and broken catilage were all that held the shattered cranium to the twitching torso. But still the devil danced! Obviously he delighted in taunting me as I rushed forward with my axe. "DO you love me," he asked in his simpering tone--the sounds gurgling out of the hole at the top of his torso. "Yes, I do," I shouted--as I heaved overhead with the axe and cleaved off each arm. Still he cavorted. "Join your black minions at the throne of Mephistopheles!" I cried as I hewed off each leg. They made a satifying snap as the femur bones shattered under the relentless barrage from my blade. Now he was just a mass of purple guts--steaming, noisome and starting to rot before my eyes. I knew I had at last defeated the most recent menace to the world. It was a good day, dude!
The barney fun page really needs some work. But beat that [expletive deleted]'n dinosaur until his purple skin is no more.
get some more [expletive deleted]'n weapons to kill Barney with. otherwise it was cool.
My co-workers and I have been discussing the Barney situation, and feel that Barney should bleed purple blood, possibly green. But we feel purple would be the best. Just a friendly suggestion. :)
I am reffering to the kill barney page!!! I think that it is VERY COOL!!! thank you for creating this!! please create some others like babybop,um, I cant think of the barney shows caracters!!!
You *really* need a baseball bat. Whacking that purple bastard to a bloody pulp would be great fun. And maybe a chainsaw.... Your blood is too dark, as well... Anyhow, I just have to say that even when the world is really getting me down, a few bloody deaths to Barney really make my day.
Your fun page is sick. Mutilatating a poor purple dinasour. Using varius weapons to turn him into a festering blood covered corpse! You have such a sick an
I am writing about your barney fun page, Woohoo Barney must die,die,die,die,die,die,die,die,die,die,die,die,die,die,die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and thanks to you that is possible:) keep it up and try to get a power rangers fun page as soon as possible.
I must compliment you on an excellent page! The Barney Fun Page made my day. You are a truely sick person and the world needs more people like you. It's probably something I would have done if only you didn't think of it first!!!
God bless the shotgun!
Your Barney page is AWESOME!!!! Its one of the BEST DAMN LINKS I've come across! YEAH! I'm gonna be sure to tell all my friends about this page!!!!! Shotguns are cool! Down with barney!
What can I say that already hasn't been said? The Barney Page I definitely a whole bunch of good clean fun. I say clean because - I don't have to clean up after the deed is done. If you really want sick though, you should have Barney fight back or plead when the end is near. YEEEAAAHHHH!!!!!
The barney fun page was just so sweet, it brought tears to my eyes! Thank you!
DIdn't know about this kill-Barney page. Very nice.
Gerald, the kill Barney page is for sick, sick, puppies...
KILL KILL KILL BARNEY BARNEY BARNEY!!! (hehehe) Did you ever play BarneySplat (tm)? hehe
Great Concept! Truly unique!
I thought it was great.
The Barney Fun page is Fun!
I enjoyed killing the last dinosaur.
The page is a way of relieving stress.
Do a Power Rangers one too.
Why do you persist in killing this innocent Dinosaur?
YOU RULE THAT [expletive deleted] BERNEY PAGE IS THE BEST LAGHF I GOT OUT OF THIS STUPID INTERNET YET. MY NAME IS [name deleted] AND I CANT BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE AUCCLY PEOPLE WHO HATE BARNEY AS MUCH AS I DO. THATS WHAT RULES THE [expletive deleted] WORLD. EVERYBODY I KNOW AND THERE BROTHER GETS OFF ON KILLING THAT MANGED DESIESE IF YOU CAN MAKE IT MORE GRAPHIC AND HAVE TOTTALY BETTER WEAPONS.OH AND WHO EVER THINKS BARNEY IS A SAINT THEN YOU RE REALLY [expletive deleted] UP BARNEY IS JUST [expletive deleted] UP ALL HE CAN THINK ABOUT IS COMMING TO LIFE AND GETTING ALL THE LITTLE KIDS TO LOVE HIM THEN THERE GONNA END UP SHUTTING OFF THE STUPID BARNEY SHOW FOR TOOO MUCH VIOLENCE AND THEN THERE GONNA HAVE KIDS STANDING OUT SIDE THERE OFICE SINGING "I LOVE YOU" AND THE PRODUCERS ARE GONNA GO CRAZY LIKE THE REST OF US ALL AND SHOOT THEM SELVES IN THE HEAD WITH A SHOTGUN AND SAY YES FINNALY BARNEYS DEAD ANY WAY, THE GAME ISSIC AND TWISTED ILOVE IT.
Very Funny Gerald
I loved this page and was really entertained.
I just KILLED that dumb assinine faggott of a dinousaor it was fun as HELL thank
I am deeply concerned about the implications of some comments on your Barney "fun" page. What particularly concerns me is the accusation (which I can only assume was intended as a joke) that Barney draws children unto Satan's bosom. Barney, as a symbol of Universal love and Christian peace, could not be further from the workings of Satan. Although Satan is no longer recognized as the Prince of Darkness, it should be remember that Satan is real, Satan is a powerful force in our lives, and that Satan does not work through family television. Barney is an agent of pure love and true peace. I love you. You love me. Hail Satan, and the treadmarks are great.
I LOVE YOUR BARNEY FUN PAGE!!!!!
You are a sick, sick person. Thank you for being there. I really needed the death of Barney tonight. Keep up the good work. :)
I loved your Barney Fun Page... just a few quick suggestions: -True Color -- make the little creep purple and the blood redder so we can visualize this in more reality. -After we bash the [expletive deleted]'s brains out, we like to keep hitting him with cannon blasts and shotgun shells... I think there should be some sick messages after "Barney is Dead" if we keep on shooting. Just some ideas, but, hey, it's awesome the way it is, so I tell Barney to Die Soon and Rot!!
Mr. Gerald Oskoboiny,
I have built a shrine dedicated to you.
[name deleted]
Ps. You probably think im psycho, really I'm not. Promise. Cross my heart.
This is the healthiest game I think I have ever played. Please make an effort to sustain and make improvements to this great boon to society. Good Work!
@%&(^*$@$%$@##$$@##$^%^^#$%^$^%^$#&^#@%$$%^#$%&$%^%$ Barney
Sick......But Fun!!!!!
The Barney Fun Page is a lot of fun, but it needs to be a bit more realistic. If you hit him in the face with a shotgun, it says "Barney has been grazed, you can do better then that!". Now, if you got hit in the face with a shotgun, would you just be "grazed"?
Hi, I'm Eugene (please print) and I wasn't careful with that axe! Barney is the Purple Satan!
The barney fun page is wild I shoot him in the nads 3 times with a cannon(thats gotta hurt) =|:)-[-{
This is a shoutout for the Kill Barney page. I've only been on the Web for about a day and already I have found a page to call home. Nothin like wakin up every afternoon, hoppin on the net and greeting the bastard child of Grimace with a few blasts to the gut. To the folks out there that are neophytes to the movement against barney (not worth the capital) I suggest you make him suffer....then relish the moment the cannon takes his freakin head off. (-8] l8r...
Re: the Barney Fun Page - I'm surprised to discover that the blood of B'harne flows red. However, there was no shortage of it. In fact it continued to flow long after the Beast died, thus proving Its unnatural origin. Five out of four voices say B'harne Must Die!
Hey, Barney isn't so bad. He teaches people to think positively and care for others. And he's cuddly and purple. But then again, killing him is fun too.
I only have three words to say about your Barney Fun Page: I needed that.
Loved the Bareny Page! Truly TWISTED! I was just wondering if you can come up with one for the Power Rangers. Maybe one of the weapons could be a Mac Truck or something! :)
Comment on the "Barney Fun Page": I have to tell my friend about this page. I am glad I found it. It's even more fun then the Rome Lab. Snowball Cam! :)
i liked your game .it was neat. [name deleted] liked it too.
sheer, unadulterated, [expletive deleted] genius. I don't know how the code works, but what it does is amazing. congrats.
Greetings o'creator of Barney's funpage! That page is really sick.I loved it,it's only to bad that you can't get a damage report on what you've done. Oh,yeah....the blood smears so much that when you look at a corpse it's kinda hard to tell the diffrence between wounds.tha-tha!
This was one of the most disgusting thingsd I've seen on the net since I came on THANK YOU for cheering up an otherwise depressing day. hehe. where's my AXE!!
thank you for setting up the best ( and only ) barney home page i have ever seen. i now feel that my life is complete knowing i can take out my frustrations on the worst cartoon character EVER any time i feel. thank you once again.
Thank you so much for your barney page. I never thought i would ever be relieved from the constant "Barney" night terrors. Waking up dozens of times a night with "I love you, You love me" still reverberating in my head. Flinching every time i see the color purple. Breaking into a cold sweat everytime i hear the words "will you be my friend?". This is a terror few know. But you understand me and my certain psychosis. You have given me the one answer to my problem, the barney page. I now sleep peacefully and even listen as my niece sings the "I love you" song. Thank you Mr. Gerald Oskoboiny person! You have changed my life forever!
HAHAH!! I LOVE THIS!!! FINNALLY SOMTHING **GOOD** ON THE INTERNET FOR A CHANGE!!! JUST WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR!! SOMTHING TO KILL, BEAT, MAME, TORTURE, AND MUTILATE WHILE IT'S DEAD.....CALL ME A CRAZY PSYCHOPATH, BUT HEY, KILLING BARNEY IS JUST PLAIN PHUN!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAHAAH!!! Another page you should make is one dedicated to killing BABY BOP or whatever the hell the Green thing is...that would be AWSOME too!!! Later.
Your Barney Fun Page kicks @#$!ing $#% !!!!! It was really cool when I shot Barney in the <ahem> with various weapons. The shotgun in the head was nice also! God bless the almighty shotgun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Excellent work with the murder Barney page. When my six year old (who hates him too) comes home, we're coming back for more!
HERE IS MY COMMENT ON THE BARNEY FUN PAGE:
"I HATE YOU,
YOU HATE ME,
DON'T YOU JUST
HATE BARNEY?
WITH A GREAT BIG SHOT GUN
BARNEY'S ON THE FLOOR,
NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR!!!"
I just killed Barney. He took a lickin'..I have always suspected that there were subliminal messages aimed at kids who watch Barney, that keeps the attention span of a 1-yr old past 90 seconds. I think as adults we are too filtered to get the message. Now that I know that I am not alone in my suspicions, I feel better! I had to watch Barney four days in a row, twice a day while babysitting a 2-yr old. Nothing else we watched would keep his attentionl. It was eerie. I am grateful that my own children grew up before Barney emerged from his insidious purple roots. I got a good laugh from your home page. Keep up the good work, eh?
If you like Barney your a fag!
Killing only has one drag!
C'us if your form the usa. (note: I'm not)
You might want to say
"man I wish id tought of that
But in the U were stupid and fat!"
Canada's the beast the very top
And if you kill barney you cant stop!!!!
About the "Barney Fun Page": [Joel from MST3K] "That's really sick and twisted" [Joel's bosses] "Thank You!"
Your Barny page is soooooo cool! It makes me proud to be Canadien! I'm only 12 but I think evey age should be able to kill this purple weenei that some call NICE! So I just wanna say LONG DIE BARNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good game!! It was fun!!
The fun with Barney page rocks! I was wondering if maybe it could have sound effects too, maybe Barney screaming for mercy or something. You could use Real Audio sound effects which don't require fast connections (most Real Audio files are about 1/10 the size of identical .wav files). Anyway, this site rules, much better than SGI's homepage.
I'm in the Barney's page, man... WOW!! what a great idea to decompress a little bit. I'm from the University of Montreal and I'm f... proud a canadian think of this first!! P.S.: Why can't we pour some acid or germs or why can't we punch his f... face w ith our bare hands (we should wear gloves though...)??? See what you can do with these little suggestions of my own. One last thing: THANK YOU!!!!!!!
This is about the Barney Fun Page (or whatever). I think you need to vent out your frustrations by having more sex because it is obvious you don't get enough!
Barney dies fast!!!!
I was deeply offended by your blatant disregard for our childrens' emotional well-being. Barney the dinosaur provides a wholesome, constructive outlet for our childrens' creativity, while lovingly guiding them into Satan's embrace. Please do not disparage Barney, as he is the only hope for our salvation in the eyes of our Dark Lord Satan.
Gerald, I just had to tell you that it makes me so happy that someone finally th ought about killing barney ON THE INTERNET, i am going to show this to all my fr iends seeya
Hey Man, That Barney page really alleviated my boredom while at work one afterno on. By the way, thanks for the shotgun. I have always wanted to see what barney would look like with freckles. P.S. Are you single?
I'm sorry, this is my first email. But I have to say that your Barney Die! Game is so great. It's sick and twisted, and just my style. :) Yes!!!
Hello, my name's [censored],and I am a fellow Barney hater and I am pruod of it!!!!!! Nice game!!!!! I especially liked running overhim witha motorcycle!
I loved your kill Barney Game. It was really grat. I couldn't believe the joy that I experienced when I blew off Barney's head for the third time in a row (this is even better than being a woman.) The first time I his your site I could not wait and had to kill the Purlple Turd Sucker of Monkey Hair in Infested Cat Piss as soon as I could (I prefer the canon). After that, however, I checked out the commentary of all the other people who have partaken in your sweet killin' joy. I was astounded at the amount of real adults who hated the game. Stupid heads. What did they [expletive deleted] expect? No this game will glorify Barney. Anyone who thinks Barney is [expletive deleted] cute can bite me. Even kids think he's ugly. Ever heard of a sympathy [expletive deleted]. Down with the Purple Pedophile.
i HATE barney more than anyone!!! i babysit and that show drives me crazy. your barney fun page ruled! one thing, when he dies, he should be laying down or loo king unhappy or something, it would really improve the game
I love killing Barney! I enjoy killing him, bringing him back to life and then killing him again! It's a pity I can't cut his head off and s**t down his throat!! God bless the Almighty Shotgun! I wish I could carve a decent looking 666 and an unside down cross into his chest!
I don't understand how you can hate a purple little being so much! Why is it so hard to love?
I realize the threat of barny the purple death man who brainwashes the cildren of today... The poor kids don't know any better and the parents seemingly don't care about the governments secret plot to turn us all into thoughtless idiots... [...] The worlds going to hell in a handbasket! And thats an understatment. I fear for the future generation )ME! I'm 13 for gods sake!)
With regards to your Barney Fun Page. The joy of killing Barney is second only to bringing him back to life so one can do it again!!! Die Evil Spawn of Satan!
You make me lof. I kill you last.
Do you drop acid? You're a freak, stay in Canada.
The Barney fun page is an invaluble tool in my practice-- Child psychology. Lately, I've been working with abused childre, and the Barney fun page has been instrumental in removing some of their rage. I, and the parents of abused children every where thank you.
IS IT POSSIBLE TO MAKE A SET OF HUMAN HANDS, AS A WEAPON FOR THE BARNEY GAME? I WOULD LOVE TO RIP OUT HIS HEART AND FEED IT TO HIM. HOW ABOUT FUTURE PLANS TO PUT THIS ON VR?
This page is the best. I have a 4 year old sister and it is her idle and she watches it ALL the time.
I love your kill barney page! I rulz, I kiled barney over and over, and am going to recomecd it (along with psychatric help) to everbody I know.
Thanks for the "Barney Fun Page". It was very enjoyable kneecapping, then killing the Purple Plague. In fact, it was so much fun that I kept firing after It was DEAD, DEAD, DEAD!!!
You are right! Patience and persistence pay off! B'harni is dead. My life has meaning.
I really had fun shooting barney.
I LIKE THE BARNEY FUN PAGE. BUT I THINK IT WOULD BE FUNNER WITH SOME BETTER WEAPONS.SUCH AS A FLAME THROWER OR MAYBE A BASEBALL BAT.
Congratulations on your barney page man... it has got to be the best web site i have ever visited.
You know, I saw your lovely picture of Barney on internet. Do you have nothing better to do than to bash children's positive role models?
i like barney i think this page of barney being beat is terrible
The internet was and is not intended for such foolishness in the first place.
I love your purple dinosaur.
Dear Sir, I was not impressed with your Barney "GAME".
I killed Barney. He is dead! It was fun!!!!! Die Barney!!